I'm not sure that's the correct use of the word "Erstwhile". I was going for "so-called" but dictionary.com tells me erstwhile is more like "previous". Maybe I was thinking of "ersatz".
I would like to remind the viewing public that feet are the natural enemy of all artists. I was kind of hoping the light wash in that last panel would drown out my bad linework but it seems only to have emphasised it. Oh well.

I should probably also mention my continued surprise that I have a viewing public. WTF?