I think everybody's entitled to be rude to somebody who wakes them up. Actually I think I remember reading you're legally insane for the first 15 seconds after you wake up. So nobody should take offense. Right?

Unrelated: OMG it's my birthday this month! Are you enjoying the comic? Would you like to give the creator motivation and encouragement in a real and physical sense? Amazon Wishlists are the next best thing to tracking me down and moving into my house and wearing my skin as a suit. Actually better. Because if you do that the comic will stop.

please don't wear my skin as a suit